Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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