i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
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Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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