STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
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the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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