oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
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Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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