He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
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Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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