I just made out with a guy for $7.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
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my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
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Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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