How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
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I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
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You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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