alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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