she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
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I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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