I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
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You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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