she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
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We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
There are leaves in my underwear?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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