he wants to bone in the snuggie
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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