i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
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We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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