Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
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I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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