ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
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Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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