Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
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Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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