She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
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You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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