Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
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I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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