I hope mine doesn't look like that
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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