do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone came in the potted fern
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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