i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
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Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
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I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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