It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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