Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
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So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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