we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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