Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
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It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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