So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I skipped work to stalk him.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
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I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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