"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
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operation have a gay friend backfired
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
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I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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