Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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