I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
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I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
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I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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