Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
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i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
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I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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