if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
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I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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