u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
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how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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