Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
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wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I think people are normalizing furries
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