He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
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When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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