Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
So many bounce houses so little time
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
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You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
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I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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