Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I will be naked everywhere
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
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I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I came so hard my ears popped.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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