My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
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I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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