She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
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Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
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Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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