Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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