please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
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Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
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