Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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