I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
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we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
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You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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