Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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