10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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