I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
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He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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