is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
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The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Randomize