Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
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You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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