Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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