My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
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The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
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this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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