I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
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I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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